Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target? because it was being driven by a woman

What is the tastiest car ever? The BMW I8.

I got a flyer in the mail that said "Get into a new car no questions asked!" Bullshit... my neighbor still asked WTF I was doing in his BMW.

I just saw a black guy driving a BMW and doing the speed limit. I'm following him until he pulls over b/c I know he has drugs in the car.