Hitler at a bar A man walks into a bar and believes to see Adolf Hitler sitting on a bar stool. The man walks up to the man, and in an unsure tone, asks: Are you Adolf Hitler. At which point the following conversation ensues: Hitler: Why yes, I am Man: I thought you were dead! Hitler: No, my friend. I have been in hiding all these years. I am slowly rebuilding my army. Soon we are going to rise up, kill three million Jews, and one clown. Man: Why kill a clown? Hitler: See!! No one cares about th…