What is a tragedy? During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump is visiting an elementary school and goes into one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “Tragedy.” So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks …

If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump

If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020.

An airplane was about to crash... There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, ""I am Lionel Messi, the best footballer in the world. My millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die."" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, ""I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die."" He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd …