What’s Your Name, Sailor?
The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him,
\-“Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?”
\- “John,” the new seaman replied.
\- “Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the chief scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, Jackson, …