A lesson in Marketing Ran into the guy who played Captain Kirk. After some small talk he began to tell me of a new business venture. But it was failing. I asked why he thought that was. He said... "Well I wanted to assert myself in the business world by shedding the Captain Kirk thing and naming a business after myself. But I should have avoided the designer clothing industry." Really, I asked? "Yes, said the former Sci Fi star... Turns out that nobody wants to buy Shatner Pants"

What did the blonde say after the lesson on electricity? Watt?

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

How is Chick-Fil-A like a black hole? You can come in, but you can't come out. <editorial non-joke remark - I'm straight, but these guys need to learn a lesson IMHO>