What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day? Don't blow it

I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under.

Donald and Hillary go into a bakery .. Donald and Hillary go Into a Bakery on the Campaign Trail As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election. Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you…

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth.