The Lion Tamer Joke (the better version) John is walking down the street when he bumps into Teddy, an old friend he hasn't seen in a while. Then exchange pleasantries and then Teddy says he recently got a job as a lion tamer at the circus. John is surprised and blurts out, "How are you gonna be a Lion Tamer? As I recall you used to be an accountant." Teddy says the Circus people told him that the Lions know the drill and the Tamer is essentially in there as a prop. "Well, what if the lio…

What do they do at the teddy bear factory? Stuff.

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed

Can someone please explain this joke? Q. What do you call a bald teddy? A. Fred bear I don't get it.