Geography teacher dropped this dad joke on us in the middle of class Context: talking about permafrost. They way vegetation thaws out is called polygons (cause they look like them) So he says: on the exam if I ask what polygons are... I'm asking about the permafrost ground. Not a dead parrot! I think I'm too tired cause I laughed way too hard!

3 bad dad jokes I use these back to back to back all the time. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSHHHHHHHH

Walking the Dog... Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids ... A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle …

What's your favourite animal? Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else  laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's o…