My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, ""Fried chicken."" She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am, Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to …

I grew up in a farm. Once I had to take a cow to be inseminated on a school day. My teacher didn't really appreciate this and asked why my dad didn't do it himself. I told her that we only get calves with a bull.

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ""In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."" For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the c…

A woman gives birth to twins An old fisherman and his wife settle down and decide to have some kids. The wife ends up giving birth to twins, both boys. Eventually as the babies grow the couple notice that the two never face the same way. Wherever one of them looks the other is always facing the opposite direction, no matter what they do. The couple decide to name them Toward and Away. The kids grow and have a happy childhood despite this strange behavior and when they turn 10 years old their fat…