I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant... It's called Vladimir Poutine.#Vladimir Poutine#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door.#Food#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who the hell names food anyway? I recently started a new job and soon realized that some crazy fool was giving names to all of the food in the break room refrigerator. Today I had a tuna sandwich named 'Bob'.#Food#Religion#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp