What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine

I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant... It's called Vladimir Poutine.

How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Who the hell names food anyway? I recently started a new job and soon realized that some crazy fool was giving names to all of the food in the break room refrigerator. Today I had a tuna sandwich named 'Bob'.