How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking? Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window? End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone

*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*