Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager? Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.#French#Samsung#Police#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A man walks into a store. A policeman there sees him and shoots him. A bystander yells ""OH MY GOD! Why did you shoot him?"" The Officer replies; ""He was a terrorist!"" Bystander; ""How did you know?"" Officer; ""He had a Samsung Note 7 strapped to his belt.""#Samsung#Police0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Breaking News: French police capture notorious baguette bandit! The suspect was arrested for mugging tourists in the streets of Paris with a stale baguette. He's being charged for assault with a breadly weapon.#Paris#French#Police0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The French police raid in one day killed more than my guild does all week.#French#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
TIL: In 1949, the French police spent 3 months investigating DiVince's Mona Lisa in connection to a murder. Apparently she was framed.#Divinces#Mona Lisa#French#Police+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp