What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf? A creature that sucks blood from your knees.#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month? (sorry if repost)#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire? A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp