Arthur and Friends
The members of King Arthur's Round Table were always tired because they were on the knight shift.
But they did like to party. One day after a boisterous gathering, the purest knight of all kept asking everyone who was awake, "Did you see the gal I had?
When did King Arthurs men practice? Joust at night.
Kings are old when they reach the age of sovereignty -- then they
worry about their receding heir line.
For kings, uprisings were a peasant surprise.
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