It's Dark In Here Its dark in here A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, “Its dark in here.” The man says, “Yes, it is.” Boy ~ “I have a baseball.” Man ~ “That’s nice.” Boy ~ “Want to buy it?” Man ~ “No, thanks.” …

A boy and his baseball glove. A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it? "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. H…

A dad puts his little girl to sleep... And the girl says, "Goodbye Grandpa" and the dad asks why she said grandpa, the girl replied, "I don't know it just felt right". The next day the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence. The dad puts the girl to sleep and a few months later she says, "Goodbye Grandma" and the dad went along with it. The next day the grandma died and the dad thought that she knew who would die next! Several weeks later, the dad puts his girl to sleep an…

You hear the one about the kid in Las Vegas?,"He asks his dad, ""Pop, why can't I go out in the street and play football and baseball like the other kids?"" And his father says ""Keep dealing.""