Dad Jokes anyone! Little Johnny: Will you marry me? Susie: You have to ask my father first. Little Johnny: (later) Well, I asked him. Susie: And what did he say? Little Johnny: He said he’s already married.

Dad Joke - Did the melon get married without permission? No, it Cantelope.

Why does coffee have such a bad reputation? My wife and I had differing opinions on this. (One dad joke style and one completely non-pc) Looking forward to hearing from the masses. Edit: because apparently everyone wants the answer to the joke and nobody can think for themselves. I said : "coffee gets a bad rep because it's black" She said : "it gets mud everywhere" Yes it's a bad joke. I'm sorry

Cemetery help. My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery. Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a baby & buying a house in the same week if you value your sanity). Every time we're in the car together and drive through the cemetery, I now feel the awesome responsibility of fatherhood a…