What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom? A runner in scoring position.#Usain Bolt#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.#Usain Bolt#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch.#Usain Bolt#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
SON: Can horses run in the Olympics? DAD: Wouldn't be fair SON: Why not? DAD: [hand on son's shoulder] Usain Bolt is just too fast, buddy#Usain Bolt#Buddy#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Light bulb jokes How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the Diet Coke and one to call daddy. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? Real men aren't afraid of the dark. How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bu..THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! How many Altzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side. How many attention-deficit-disorder-kids does it take to change a light bulb? Look, a bunny. Ho…Read more#Animals#Food#Sports#Technology+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp