While cleaning out the aviary at a rundown zoo, a keeper noticed that one of the finches had died of old age. So he put it in a sack and continued with his rounds. When he reached the primate cage, he saw to his horror that two chimpanzees had also died of natural causes, so he put them in the sack with the finch. His next stop was the insect house where the Amazonian honey bees lived. As he entered their cage to see how much honey they had produced, he accidentally trod on three of the bees, squashing them to a pulp. So he put the dead bees in the sack. Since money was tight, he decided to use the dead creatures as food for the zoo's only lion. That afternoon he emptied the sack into the lion's cage. The lion took one look at his meal and groaned: "Oh no! Not finch, chimps and mushy bees!" Signs That You're at a Bad Zoo The stripes on the zebra peel away in the heat. The lion in the cage doesn't move and bears an uncanny resemblance to the one from The Lion King. The miniature Vietnamese pot-bellied pig has a coin slot in the middle of its back. When a child throws a peanut at the gorilla, the ape shouts: "Will you stop that, it hurt!" The snake is a draught excluder with two eyes painted on. The camel is a horse with a flower pot strapped to its back. The ostrich has "Property of Bernie Clifton" stamped on its side. The back legs of the elephant don't move in coordination with its front legs. The elephant has a zip leading from its front legs to its trunk. Most of the animals eat in the zoo cafeteria.