On leaving school, a boy got a job with a telegram company but on his first day he was hauled over the coals by his boss. "I've just had a complaint from the firm you sent that telegram to," raged the boss. "They say they could hardly understand it because there's no punctuation – it's just one long continuous sentence. Why?" "Because you told me to send it like that," said the boy. "What are you talking about?" "Just before I sent it, you said to me: 'This telegram is urgent, so I want you to pull out all the stops.'" Did you hear about the guy who used to work at Starbucks until he got fed up with the daily grind?