A son in his late twenties was still living with his parents, who worried that he seemed unable to decide on a profession. Even they were unsure what path he should follow, so in the hope of providing some career guidance, they set up a secret test. They took a $10 bill, a Bible and a bottle of whisky and put them together on the hallway table. The couple then hid from view in the nearby closet. The father explained to his wife: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman; if he takes the Bible, he will become a priest; but if he takes the bottle of whisky, then I'm afraid he will end up a drunkard." Peering through the closet keyhole, they saw their son arrive home and look at the items on the table. First he took the $10 bill, held it up to the light, and slipped it into his pocket. Next he picked up the Bible, leafed through the pages, and put it in another pocket. Then he grabbed the bottle of whisky, had a quick swig, and took it with him. Seeing his son disappear up to his room carrying all three items, the father whispered: "Damn! Our son is going to be a politician!" I like Groundhog Day. It's nice to see something coming out of a hole in the ground that's not running for President. Jay Leno