An old Native American Indian lined up all of his ten little Indian sons, stood in front of them and asked solemnly: "Who push porta-potty over cliff?" There was no answer, so he asked again: "Who push port-apotty over cliff?" There was still no answer, so the old Indian said: "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth. Big Georgie no punish." So the old Indian asked again: "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" The smallest boy finally confessed: "I push port-a-potty over cliff." The old Indian then shook and spanked him as punishment, after which the boy protested: "Georgie tell truth. Georgie no get punished. I tell truth. I get punished. Why you punish, father?" The old Indian said: "Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down." NAVY