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A Scotsman went on his first vacation to Canada. One evening he downed a few whiskies in a local bar and, just as he was about to leave, he noticed a huge stuffed animal head with antlers attached to the wall. "What the hell is that?" he asked. "It'a moose," replied the bartender. "Bugger me!" said the Scotsman. "How big are the cats around here?"

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