[Long] A man brings his pit bull to a bar And he says ""I bet everyone in here $500 my dog can beat your dog in a fight!"" And so, a dozen or so men leave the bar for a few minutes. Once they come back, they're equipped with their money and their dogs, ready to see the challenge through. One by one, they bring their dogs to fight. They've got Great Danes, Rottweilers, Mastiffs, the lot. And one by one, the pit bull takes beats them, leaves them whimpering messes. Eventually, an old man approache…

A Fast Taxi Driver Three men walked out of a bar, terribly drunk. Because they lived in the same apartment building 10 blocks away, they hailed one taxi to share the ride. The taxi driver saw that the three men where thoroughly drunk and was planning on tricking them. He drove one block down the street and stopped, telling the men that they arrived. The first man thanked the taxi driver and paid for the ride. The second man, fumbling with his wallet accidentally tipped the driver $50. The taxi d…

A man is sitting in a bar staring at his drink, when another man comes along and drinks it up. ""Come on man, cheer up. Here, I'll buy you another drink."" The first man replies ""No, I've just had a really bad day today. First I woke up late because the power went off in my house so my alarm didn't go off, so I quickly rush to work badly dressed and without eating breakfast. My boss is furious because I missed an important business meeting, so he fires me. I walk back outside to the parking lot…

3 drunk man and Taxi driver funny story Three drunk men hired a taxi from town center to their house. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he decided to cheat them. He started the engine, and instead of driving, turned it off after one minute. Then told the men, ""We have reached your house, get down."" The first man got down and handed him money. The second man said, ""Thank you"". The third man slapped the driver! The driver, shocked and thinking that the third man is aware of his pran…