A young man went into a bar and ordered a stiff drink. The bartender asked: "What's up?" The young man said: "I went to a funeral this afternoon, but I'm never going to one again. It was terrible. When the music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing." How come 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologize' mean the same thing, except if you say them at a funeral? Demetri Martin