David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut.

Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham.

I got assigned an assignment where I am the maid of honor to a girl in my class I don't know. Any suggestions for a joke? I'm a boy. It's a public speaking class, I'm not very funny. I need a clean honest joke just for the assignment. She is marrying David Beckham (we had to pick celebs to marry).

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham