Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.

When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair.

wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen

However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal.