A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work... A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work. Her kid is home, sees the man and gets scared and runs into his mothers closet. The woman brings the man up and they start to do their thing. Suddenly, the front door opens up, and the husband is home from work early. The wife tells the man to hide in the closet. Low and behold, the kid is also in the closet. ""It sure is dark in here"" says the kid. ""yeah"" ne…

Short Story on Wit A GUJARATI having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother. Prays sincerely to God for improving his life style. God is very pleased with his prayer, and............ Grants him one wish........... Just one!!!!!!!!!!!! The Gujarati says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is- 'I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, Rupees twenty million worth of diamond around on my Child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hi…

Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

Divorce custody A couples divorce proceedings are in progress, and the case of who gets custody of their 4 year old child gets raised. The mother pleads her case: ""I'm the mother, I carried her for 9 months so of course she should stay with me."" The father responds: ""if I go to an ATM machine, and I insert my card, and money comes out, does the money belong to me or to the machine?""