What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?