How is it that Superman could stop a bullet with his chest but couldnāt dress himself properly?#Superman#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman.#Superman#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did#Superman#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on.#Superman#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot.#Superman#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp