The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?

Computer joke of the day! >Tech Support: ""I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."" Customer: ""Ok."" Tech Support: ""Did you get a pop-up menu?""Customer: ""No."" Tech Support: ""Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"" Customer: ""No."" Tech Support: ""Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"" Customer: ""Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'.""

The Blind Clerk A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir.. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it…

The blind Walmart clerk My teacher was telling us about this joke today so I thought I would share. A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you e…