Computer joke of the day! >Tech Support: ""I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."" Customer: ""Ok."" Tech Support: ""Did you get a pop-up menu?""Customer: ""No."" Tech Support: ""Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"" Customer: ""No."" Tech Support: ""Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"" Customer: ""Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'.""