Peter: “Go and water the plants.” Mike: “It's already raining.” Peter: “So what? Take an umbrella and go!”#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party.#Peter#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory." Peter came fifth and won a toaster.#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And the Lord said to Peter "come forth and you will receive eternal life". But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp