When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.

I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.

For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation.