Patrick went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. тАЬHow did this happen?тАЭ the doctor asked. тАЬWell I was trying to commit suicide,тАЭ Patrick replied. The doctor asked, тАЬTrying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?тАЭ тАЬNo, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid $1000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.тАЬ