Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. 432. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV. 433. Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. 434. Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night! 435. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, and a flat head to rest your beer on. 436. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. 437. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel. 438. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.