Wyoming Jokes

Two cowboys were patrolling the border between Wyoming and Utah. Two cowboys were patrolling the border between Wyoming and Utah, one from each state. In the trail ahead they see a shining object so the cowboy from Utah jumps off his horse excitedly and picks it up. He has found a genie's lamp so he gives it a rub and the genie pops out. The genie says, "Since there are two of you, I will grant you each one wish." The Cowboy from Utah says "I want a wall, a mile high all around the great state …

Linguistic Humor The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word

A man from Wyoming and a man from California are driving across Wyoming in a pickup truck. [NSFW] It’s boring

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

A California family bought a ranch in Wyoming, where they planned to raise cattle. A friend came to visit one weekend and asked if the ranch had a name. "Well," said the would-be cattleman, "to be honest we've had a few arguments over names. I wanted to call the ranch Bar-J; my wife favoured the Suzy-Q; one son liked the Flying-L; and my other son wanted the Happy-T. So as a compromise we've called it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-L-Happy-T Ranch." "Right," said the friend. "But tell me, where are all…