101 Ways To Annoy People-Misc Joke 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write ""for sensual massage."" 3. Specify that your drive-through order is ""to go."" 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of ""Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."" 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing …