Vietnam Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam? "The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You don't know cause you weren't there

Two soldiers were chatting during their free time. The first asked: "Why did you join the Army?" The second said: "I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the Army?" "I had a wife and I loved peace. That's why I joined the Army." My uncle had his tongue shot off during the Vietnam War, but he doesn't talk about it.

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."