Third Daughter Jokes

A father with three daughters is sitting down for dinner when the first of his daughters asks, "dad why is my name Daisy?". The father replies, "because when you were born a daisy petal from the sky and landed on your head." The second daughter asks, "dad why is my name Rose?" The father replies, "Well Rose, when you were a baby a rose petal fell from on high and landed on your head." The third daughter asks, "bllaaarrarararraraaarg" and the father replies, "shut up, cinder-block"

A woman's three daughters are going out on dates... "What are your date plans?", the mother asks the daughters. "I'm going out with Pete; we are going to eat" says the first daughter. "Great! have fun" says the mom "I'm going with Lance. We are going to dance" says the second daughter. "Have a ball!" says the mother "I'm going out with Chuck" says the third daughter "NO YOU'RE NOT" yells the mother