Suzy Jokes

Little Suzy was driving her mom crazy Little Suzy was driving her mom crazy one day so mom sent her next door to watch as a new house was being built. Suzy stayed until mom called her home.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing?,"~Why? -Because she had no arms ... -Knock knock ~Who's there? -Well it sure as shit isn't little Suzy

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? ~Why? -Because she had no arms ... -Knock knock ~Who's there? -Well, it sure as shit isn't little Suzy

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye? A cataract.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere.