Rachel Jokes

Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a wedding cake shop... To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding

My wife came home from work and stormed angrily into the bedroom where I was sat. "I get the impression you aren't being loyal to me," she said. "Why?" I frowned. "You've been very quiet recently. And you're always hanging around with that girl from work, Rachel?" "Rochelle." coughed a voice from the wardrobe.

Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a bakery... To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage." (posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)

Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a wedding cake shop... To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."