Prague Jokes

How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations? Guess and Czech.

Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs.

Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague? He got prison for caching false Czechs.

Did you hear about the guy from Prague wearing armor? The Czech's in the mail.

What do people in Prague call abortions? Canceled Czechs

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over? You right a Czech.

What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech.

What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess? Your Czech mate