Bubba
Once When Bubba got a new job, he says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!”
His boss doesn't believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world.”
Bubba says “Yes I do!”
Bubba's boss says “Well prove it!”
Bubba says “Pick someone and I know them!”
Bubba's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. “Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!”
Bubba says “Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together…