Paddy Jokes

Paddy and Murphy are in a dark cave. Paddy says ""It's too dark. Do you have a match?"

Paddy and his wife were lying in bed one night but their chances of sleep were being wrecked by their neighbours' dog barking loudly in the garden. Eventually Paddy said: "To hell with this!" And he stormed off. Five minutes later, he came back up upstairs. "What did you do?" asked his wife. Paddy said: "I've put the dog in our garden – let's see how they like it!"

Paddy and Mick were standing at a road junction,they spotted a truck carrying a load of rolled up lawn turf. Paddy says to Mick, "Aye thats what I’m going to do when I win the lottery." Mick says, "whats that then Paddy?" Paddy replies "send my grass away for cutting".