Missing Wife
- Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
- Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
- Sergeant: What is her height?
- Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
- Sergeant: Weight?
- Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
- Sergeant: Color of eyes?
- Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
- Sergeant: Color of hair?
- Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dar…