Kens Jokes

Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house

Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house

Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie?,"The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture etc.

Did you hear that there's a new "Divorced Barbie"? Yeah - she comes with all of Ken's stuff.

Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc.

Ken's convertible slowed to a halt on a lonely country road. "I guess," said his pretty but reluctant date, "that you're going to pull the old 'out of gas' routine?" "No," said Ken, "I'm going to pull the 'here after' routine." "The 'here after' routine. What's that?" she asked. "If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after I'm gone." I once got into trouble on a date. I didn't open her car door. Instead I just swam to the surface. Emo Philips

Reasons why Beer is better than women: A frigid beer is a good beer. After a beer, the bottle is still worth a nickel. All you have to do to get head is undo the top and turn it upside down. Beer can is worth something after you've had it. Beer doesn't bother about foreplay. Beer doesn't care what position your in. Beer doesn't care when you come. Beer doesn't cry if you don't talk to it for a week. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. Beer labels peel off without a fight. Beer n…