The Late Osama After dying a grisly death in a fire fight, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. ""How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry came up from behind, ""You wanted to end the American's liberty, so they gave you death!"" Henry punched Osama in the nose. James Madison came next and said, ""This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense!"" He took …