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Mother adopts Mexican twins A mother and her husband adopted two twins from Mexico. Their names were Juan and Jamal. They lived a happy good life until the boys grew up to be 18 and decided to move out. After they moved away the husband heard the wife crying and he asked what was wrong. She said ""My two babies just left for the first time and one said he would never visit again"" the husband is completely shocked so asks what one will visit the wife says ""Juan will visit"" ""oh that's a relief

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The twins on their travels (dad joke) Identical Twin boys, one called Jamal and the other called Juan go off exploring the world on their gap year, whilst their very protective mother sits at home worrying. After 10 months of just hearing their voices through phonecalls, she wants to see a recent picture of them to make sure they're still really ok. In the next few weeks a letter with an international stamp arrives and it's a letter from the boys. There is also picture but it's just of Jamal and

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The twins There were two twin brothers called Juan and Jamal who had grown up and left their family to find their luck far away in two different parts of the country. After a while, missing his sons, their father went to a trip to see them. When back home, his wife, who had stayed home, asked him about their kids. ""I went first to Juan. He is quite fine"" he said. ""What about Jamal, did you visit him as well?"" ""No need. If I've seen Juan, I've seen Jamal""

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a young girl had twins a young girl from America had identical twins when she was just 14 years old. she decided to sensible thing was to put them up for adoption because she knew she wouldn't be able to care for them years later after she had married and started a new family her and her husband decided they would look for her lost children. They searched through the records and found that one child was now living in Mexico. he had been named Juan. The other was living in Egypt and had been call

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