What's the difference between Mick Jagger (the Rolling Stones) and a Scotsman? (I heard this a long time ago and all apologies to peeps of Scotland and to Mick et al) What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsmand? To Mick it's ""Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."" And to a Scotsman it's, ""Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe.""