Hellen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron.

Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead.

Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read? The braille left her lips numb.

Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman